The fortune reads "Remember three months from this date. Good things are in store for you." I marked the three-month date in my Outlook; nothing spectacular happened that day.
Something about a smiling Bill Clinton always makes me feel dirty in a good way. Probably because his penis was the top story every day during my "sexual awakening." (If you imagine that in a british accent, it sounds like "seksewal" which is funny.)
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Something about a smiling Bill Clinton always makes me feel dirty in a good way. Probably because his penis was the top story every day during my "sexual awakening." (If you imagine that in a british accent, it sounds like "seksewal" which is funny.)
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